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I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore lyrics

Gene Bicknell juggles many "racquets" as a singer, actor, song writer. He compose the lyrics to the Missouri 7.0 Super Senior team's theme.

I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
By Sheb Wooley (performed by Gene Bicknell), 7.0 Super Seniors (Missouri)


Stepped out of the shower and took a good look at myself
Pot Belly, bald head, man I thought it was someone else
Looked in the mirror than hung on the bedroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore

So I'm going upstairs and turn that mirror to the wall
I put it there when I was slim and tall
I'd stand there and strut, stretch and flex till my arms got sore
But I just don't look good naked anymore

Use to chase the girls; I loved 'em one and all
Now they won't get close to me, they're afraid I might fall

Went to the doctor for my annual medical exam
Standing there in the raw, he looks at me and says, "Oh man"
"What is it, doc, some fatal disease, I just have to know the score"
No. You Just don't look good naked anymore.

Now me and my wife had a dance routine
They said it was real unique
Now it's only when we're back to back
That we're dancing cheek to cheek

Laying there on the beach soaking up the sun
When someone yelled there's a big white whale washed up on the shore
No, I just don't look good naked anymore

Well, my arches fell and my chest went to hell
And my butt's a draggin' the floor
I just don't look good naked anymore
No, I just don't look good naked anymore 

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